"I don't pinch pennies with God."

"Whenever I'm a rebel, I'm like a pebble in a shoe."

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"It's always great to celebrate with God."

"I paper clip true friendship to my heart."

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"I won't steal even an orange peel."

"Jesus is my complete one-way street to heaven."

"Oil and faith can heal the sick mighty quick."

"God is my night light."

"I tie and apply his commands to my heart."

"I know how to zap Satan's trap."

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"My faith can make a mountain quake."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, God's image is in us all."

"I know the milky way to grow."

"I follow the truthful tone of God's microphone."

"I love to chew whatever's on God's menu."

"My self-praise smells like spoiled mayonnaise."

"Like a match, my tongue can strike and burn."

"It's a blast being found under his magnifying glass."

"I have a hunch Jesus wants my lunch."

"I can't jog with a log in my eye."

"I'm a lifesaver for those who waver."

"Jesus never puts the lid on any kid."

"I'm a living, giving letter."

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"When life's lemon-sour, I lean on God's power."

"I'm joining God's chorus like the leaves in the forest."

"I'm choosing the same label as Abel."

"My words untie lots of knots."

"I'm knit to fit for life."

"My words give life or cut like a knife."

"My knees hit the floor when I hear the devil roar."

"Jesus holds me tight like a kite."

"I'm a clean jumping jelly bean."

"When I'm in a jam, I look to the Lamb."

"I have the iron will to follow God over any hill."

"We are the invitations to all nations."

"My ID tag is in the bag."

"I'm hot sauce for the one true Boss."

"When things get hot, I trust God a lot."

"When it comes to marriage, I'm keeping the horse in front of the carriage."

"I always say NOPE! to horoscopes."

"I love God's honey more than money."

"I need grace to reach home base."

"God is hoarse from saying, 'I hate divorce.'"

"Give me five—He's alive!"

"I pledge to build God's hedge around my heart."

"The Good News is enough to break any handcuff."

"God even cares about my hairs."

"One day we'll be done with every gun."

"God is the guide by my side."

"His guardrail keeps me on the trail."

"When God says 'Go!' I go."

"Maybe I should eat my green beans after all."

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"It's gross, but clean, to eat grasshoppers that are green."

"Only God can grow the grass I mow."

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"My faith is in grape shape."

"Behold, I'm worth my weight in gold."

"I stick like glue to what God says to do."

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"I fight back with gloves of love."

"I glitter God's glory."

"I love riding and gliding with God."

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"God's gift is my only lift to heaven."

"Jealousy opens the gate to hate."

"It's fun to funnel God's love."

"I'm a God-pleaser, even with an empty freezer."

"God has the power to provide all my flour."

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"I'm not a flea—I'm Spirit-led me."

"I've swallowed the Book—hook, line, and sinker."

"I've swallowed the Book—hook, line, and sinker."

"I win first prize through spiritual exercise."

"Lord, give me the sense to stay off the fence."

"I'm a fan of Dan the man of God."

"I'm glad I wear God's glasses."

"I always say hi and look my elders in the eye."

"I'm good at godly math: Jesus = God."

"I'm plugged in to God's plan."

"I know eggs-actly how to slice and dice the Word."

"Jesus steers through listening ears."

"I delight in Holy Spirit dynamite."

"I keep Mr. Liar in his dryer."

"I won't march to the drum of a medium."

"When I complain, my attitude goes down the drain."

"I love the Dove from above."

"God plans my plot, dot to dot."

"My heart opens the door to the poor."

"I don't dish dirt."

"For every dollar, God gets a dime every time."

"I roll the dice when I listen to bad advice."

"Every diary on slavery is filled with heartache and bravery."

"I don't need morning dew to know what to do."

"It's pretty neat how God hits delete."

"I won't disturb my neighbor's curb."

"I'm sold on giving cold cups of water."

"Even with a crutch, I can do much."

"God came down and gave me a crown."

"My Boss suffered on the cross."

"I'm on guard with credit cards."

"Red and yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight."

"Wow! God owns every cow from here to Moscow."

"God turns all my dirty rotten into pure white cotton."